i only accept 1 form of catcalling

a-trex:

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

paodelicia:

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

no offense but howyou answer this absolutely defines your sexual position

arabela25:

startledoctopus:

ronibravo:

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

yeezuss:

reblog with the age you turn in 2017